I have been asked a question a lot lately. That question is, "Do you  read your wife's blog?" No, in fact, I do not. And every time I give  that answer, I can almost hear the anger and disappointment in  people's voices, as though I had intentionally  chosen to be the only  person in the world to miss out on the one defining moment in American Literature. This is my entry to explain myself.   
I know that all of you who are ardent readers of this blog love the  pictures that are posted, and you probably feel as though I am missing  out on the early years of the lives of my children by not looking at  them. Here's a secret for you. I took many of those pictures myself. 
Furthermore, for every entry in her blog, my wife forces me to help  her narrow down the eight million pictures of our beloved children  into three or four. We do not always agree on the right choice for the  picture. For example, if the main theme of the blog for the day is the  fact that the children seem to be sleeping as much as Rip Van Winkle,  I do not believe that a picture of them bright eyed and smiling,  sitting on a Bumbo, would be ideal. My wife and I spend more time  together picking the pictures for the blog than doing anything else.   
And after the pictures are decided upon, my wife "writes" the blog. I  have heard many comments from friends and family members about her  wonderful writing style and subtle use of humor. Let me inform you all  about how she "writes" these blogs. Her writing style is  this......Step 1) Write a sentence.......Step 2) Ask Eric if sounds  ok, if a word should be hyphenated or replaced by another, and if  there is a better way to get the message across.....Step 3) Repeat.   
I do not have to read my wife's blog. Someone once said "Oh, I guess  you kind of live your wife's blog, don't you?" No, it goes further  than that. If one were to look deep down inside of my soul, I think  they would find that I am my wife's blog.